Said Carrie digested the decomposable engine oil?
Then this digestive system is too powerful!
Looking at Goofy with a shocked expression, Carrie asked while eating pizza, "What happened to Boss Goofy? Is there any problem? "
Gao Fei said that this problem is big.
After taking this bucket, Carrie took it as a drink and drank the engine oil. Gao Fei said seriously, "Come on, Carrie, I’ll introduce you to this bucket of liquid called engine oil. Normal people should never drink this stuff. Do you have to go to the hospital for gastric lavage if you drink a little?"
"Hey?" Carrie looked surprised. "But it’s delicious …"
"…" Goofy doesn’t know what to say. "Carrie, you must always remember one thing-you are not an ordinary person. You can do many things that ordinary people can’t do, such as … drinking engine oil."
Carrie finally nodded seriously. "Okay, I’ll always remember."
Gao Fei said earnestly, "In order to live a quiet life in this world, you must pretend to be as normal as normal people. Normal people can’t drink and you can’t drink white?"
Carrie turned pale after hearing this, and then stared at the bucket of oil with a sad face. "You said I can’t drink this nut-flavored drink anymore, right?"
It’s a little hard to see Carrie flying like where will you go.
"Of course, it’s not that you can drink it without other people’s situation, for example, you can drink it now." Goofy said and handed Carrie the remaining quarter of the oil.
Carrie immediately fell in love, and the whole person became attractive.
A bite of pizza and a sip of engine oil are comfortable!
"Wow, this collocation is really good!" My girl squinted and smiled.
Goofy is a face of black line, which is still an end. God knows what strange things this little girl can eat after she grows a few years old …
Goofy and Carrie ate pizza while watching TV, and they destroyed ten pizzas in a blink of an eye.
After eating pizza, Carrie glanced at another bucket of Mobil in the glass cabinet in the living room. After hesitating, she finally didn’t act.
They sat on the sofa for a while and watched the drama fly high. By the way, they explained to Carrie how a normal child lives through the little girl in the drama.
"Look, Carrie, it is impossible for a child to fly an adult directly if you can’t fight with others … Do you have to go easy?"
"Try to eat slowly and keep the normal eating speed. If you eat in public, you can’t eat too much at once …"
Carrie studies hard, like being an "ordinary" child. Every time Goofy talks about a knowledge point, she nods seriously. They are in the middle of watching the drama when Frank suddenly walks in.
The old man had a pile of information in his hand and a triumphant expression on his face. It was obvious that Carrie had done everything.
"Why not? Uncle Frank is back!" Frank announced very loudly, "Carrie, we are a family from now on!" "
Carrie has heard about it from Goofy, and this is also the decision made by Goofy Ole after consultation. The little girl likes herself very much and doesn’t resist joining Goofy’s family.
Goofy didn’t expect Frank to be so efficient and get it done so quickly. He got up and took the materials from Frank’s hand, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Well done, Frank."
"I’m your cousin after Goofy’s boss’s office, right?" Carrie said to herself, "I’ve never been a cousin!"
Goofy also rubbed Carrie’s little head. "You should call me Brother Goofy instead of Boss Goofy."
"That’s … Goofy Old …" Carrie changed her tune, and the word "elder brother" hasn’t been said yet.
Then Frank suddenly coughed, "Cough, cough, it should be Goofy Dad …"
"What? ！”
Goofy and Carrie stared back at Frank in amazement.
Frank quickly took a timid step back and whispered, "Carrie flies high … and Goofy is your father."
"What?" Carrie didn’t expect the whole little man to be bad. "What? What, goofy boss has become goofy dad? ！”
Goofy is dizzy, too. What the hell is going on?
"Didn’t Frank agree to make Carrie your illegitimate daughter? How did you become my niece again? "
Frank spread his hand and said, "Don’t worry, listen to me slowly. My friends in the community told me that people like me who have no job, a lot of criminal records and a history of alcoholism don’t raise illegitimate daughters even if they suddenly have illegitimate daughters. On the contrary, bachelors with regular jobs like you can apply for single parents to raise your daughters if they accidentally have illegitimate daughters."
Goofy was devastated. "So Carrie became my illegitimate daughter, right? But I don’t even have a girlfriend now, and an illegitimate daughter suddenly appears. Who will believe it? "
Frank a wry smile "you and Cheng Jieqian is not quite good? Can be said that the child is her. "
Goofy almost lifted the table. "Nima, do you think two Chinese can give birth to a blonde girl? Even the genetic mutation can’t be so scary. Besides, Carrie is seven years old. I was in middle school seven years ago, okay! "
"What’s the matter with middle school? At that time, you were already fertile. Besides, I remember that you did have several blonde girlfriends in middle school. One of them was called Mary, which seemed very beautiful … "Frank mused." Didn’t you take her back to the apartment at the prom? "
"You actually remember this rotten thing …" Goofy had a face of collapse
"Of course you are my only nephew. Of course I care about you," Frank said with a smile, and then patted Goofy on the shoulder. "Congratulations, you are a father now."
Chapter 112 Happy Father
Looking at Frank handing me a thick stack of information, Carrie’s new family background was soaring and crying.
Dude, I’m … I’m a happy dad, okay? !
Although Goofy is used to being cheated by this unreliable uncle, Frank really cheated him this time.
With a little girl, don’t say that death will be affected. Even if you want to fall in love with a beautiful girl, you will be tied behind your back. The bachelor’s life is over and you will have to go to married with children from now on!
Frank looked at Goofy with a sad smile. "What’s the matter? My good nephew, why don’t you care? How lovely a little girl like Carrie is! How many people wish to have such a precious girl! "
Carrie was very sensitive when she saw Goofy’s solemn expression. "Boss Goofy, don’t you want to be my Goofy dad?"
Goofy quickly rubbed Carrie’s little head and said with a smile, "Of course not. I’m happy to be your goofy dad …"
In the final analysis, it’s Frank’s pot, but he can’t get Carrie into trouble.
Now that what’s done is done, it’s better to accept it
"Carrie, we are a family from now on. Don’t worry, I will take good care of you," Goofy said with a smile, and then turned to Frank. "Frank, our elders have added new people to our family. Shouldn’t you show it?"
Goofy won’t let Frank go easily. He has to pay the price.
Frank asked warily, "What do you want me to say?"
Gao Fei said with a quick laugh, "Well, you don’t go home much anyway, so make room for Carrie. Then you can sleep on the sofa when you get home."
"What? ！” Frank suddenly JiYan "this can’t be done! Carrie is your daughter. Why don’t you share a room with her? There is no need to occupy a room alone. "
